Snakes 'n Beans?

A husband and wife apparently found a piece of a snik'em in their french cut green beans outside of Atlanta. They have appropriately overreacted. The company that produced the beans in question offered $200 to pay them off, but the couple deemed this insufficient. Many is the time I have found some screwed up shit in my food, be it hair, insect part, rubber band, etc. I never was enough of a dick about it to report things to the FDA. Appropriate conduct is to remove the offending particle, as well as whatever food was directly touching it, and go about your business. Shit, in Asia, people pay good money for booze with an entire cobra in it. In the wake of the Wendy's finger fiasco, I openly invite all people who find disturbing stuff in their food to shut the fuck up and move on with their lives.