Back up, back up...

Step back you dilly stunts, I'm illy more than once a day I'm holding Philly blunts until I'm really a silly dunce.


I fuck with your head like hard liquor.

Tim Brando does not know the mascot of any college team...

As far as he is concerned, every team is the "Fighting [Insert head coach's last name here.]"

On an unrelated note, why would anyone want to go to Tweeter after seeing the commercial they are running these days? Their current slogan is apparently, "Come to Tweeter, where we will send an asshole to your home to demean and belittle whatever current electronics you own."